First of all, my availability has for years stated I am not available Thursdays. Second, they disregard it, put people in for Thanksgiving threatening terminitian if we don't show up, regardless, on the spot, and had the nerve to say "they volunteered" in the local news. It is not volunteering from my perspective, it only is from the Commissar's point of view.
Early Black Friday starts its crap at 6pm, and although I got off at 4pm this afternoon, people were already pouring in, cops were in, action alleys blocked, and just when I was using a pallet jack to drag back a dead motor cart with no plug some lazy pig left in the parking lot full of trash all the way to the end. I come back, the action alley leading to the back room door is blocked with rows of Black Friday dung heaps. I had to try going all the way around across the store to find another way, and with all the crime scene tape looking yellow strips up in my alternate route, I decided, screw this. I dropped the wheelchair in the crafts dept, took back the pallet jack to where I found it, then bolted back, and dragged the wheelchair, plowing through the yellow strips like they weren't there just like customers do, to get the chair to the back. It was time to leave, so I clocked out, and said out loud, I'M OFF THE CLOCK NOW, NOBODY BETTER BOTHER ME ANYMORE!"
Then when I got outside well out of range of greedy bitches and greed sons of bitches management's fucking ears, I finally give a shouting swear declaration out of my driver's side window as I drove away while flipping everybody off on the way out of the parking lot.
"FUCK YOU EARLY BLACK FRIDAY! YOU'RE A FUCKING STUPID ASS IDEA!"